Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Monday, 30 March 2009

Not Man enough?

"Im going to make you come you know that?"

I knew it, I always came with him, somehow, he just knows how to do me right, Im the chicken, he the TFC.

since we got together its been a roller coaster, he drives me to the wall makes me soo mad.

I almost cheated once


make that more than once.

"Ive missed you babe, you know all I want to hear is those sounds you make when you come for me"

All I want to hear as well is him telling me he just wants to make me come, ask me if it is good for me, "can you feel that? Can you feel me?" like a freaking sledge hammer is wedged into me hell ye!...damn sex with him is off the hook

problem is...he's not man enough for me.

He is just not it.

no disrespect, he's got it going for him, nice job, car, house, almost everything a girl would want in a man and stick in there for but me?

He's not IT

am I asking for too much?

I hate fighting with him but somehow he always makes sure we are having an argument (that how I ended up almost cheating on him) he always tries to start a fight and blows everything outta prorportion.

fuck him!

well I do that already dont I?

"Come here" he says to me I walk to him knowing he has evil intentions towards me he grabs my ass, spanks me hard...

his fingers on my bare cheeks through my shorts, pulls at my g string, I hear the rip before I feel it, once a string, now pieces of rope, he just tore my panties off...Bastard!

My boobs fill his hands he's sucking, nibbling, biting, I'm horny as fuck, I need him to fork me NOW!

"Fork me T, do it, hurry!"

"you want it dont you?"

what a mumu question

he feeds me his lollipop instead,

"choke on it"

I oblige

"turn over, close your eyes"

the first thrust and I fall over, he is ramming into me, fucking piston, I can help it, I don't exactly care there's people in the house at the moment, Im making some horrible noises, i cant recollect half of what I was saying but I am positive "fuck me" was a part of it.

He turns me over and soon enough I'm spread open he is fucking me with abandon, how the hell does he do it? every time he goes in there, he be hittin on my womb. I don't understand the position we are in, all I know is he is ploughing me like a fucking drilling machine

"Im going to come" he says, immediately I stop moving, in my mind I'm thinking for where, you dey crase, I'm not even there yet and you want to come? oloshi

"please dont, wait for me T please'

"girl comon, I cant help it"

"yes you can"

and he did.

he keeps at it, by now he got one leg on his shoulder, the other on the wall, bastard still be hittin on my insides, dont he know it hurts?

"let me ride you"

I get off'a him and look at his dick, its covered in juices, PLENTY of it, dayyum Im horny

"turn around, lemme look at your ass while you ride me"

I grab his joystick and slide it into me, somhow somin Im doin is makin him go crazy and shit, I turn around, he had better be sucking on the twins right now, I grab and squeeze him with my insides, my walls are milking him, my eyes dilated, I couldnt help it now, I felt it coming





"Im coming!"

I shudder like an old engine about to knock, I'm shaking uncontrollably, I cant help it, cant hold back,consumed totally by my climax, temporarily in hibernate mode, all I cant think of right now is catching my breath, I forget, he is not done with me yet, he's moving my ass over his deeck by himself, Im still trying to breathe, he pushes me on my back and he's doing the grand prix in me.

fucker! come quick before you do some major harm.

"Im going to come"

hurry up and come jo idiot! lol

"come for me baby"

"say it, tell me to come inside you"

"come inside, come in me come in my *(&%^&$%^&*&%%%%%********** (too perverted to write)"

He came

rolled over

Im still tryin to catch my breath

why does sex with him have to be this good?

While I was away there was a blogsville idols, it hurt to know I was voted in just one category and I lost to BAroque?

irrespective I appreciate being nominated thank you very much and I congratulate you B on your fire in your pants award. just outta curiosity did anyone vote for me?


on a flip, Im in some measure of deep shit guys

I got a man I don't want to be with anymore

I got another man I been stringing along telling I'm going to fork him when I know full well, its never going to happen

I want to be back with my ex boyfriend like crazy

with all this drama why the hell dem no go call me Chairlady?

Saturday, 28 March 2009

I Missed Y'all

Although some 2 years or so late,

I Obeyed the Clarion Call

to serve Nigeria is definitely by force

I represented at camp, Badderchic...

I refused to join those stupid ass people who shagged in the field, what rubbish, If I'maa do it standing, I would rather do it with style abi? not with insects crawling up ma juicy ass

plenty suffer

plenty soldiers

plenty waka

plenty vexing

Plenty winches

under the sun AND in the rain

horny as hell

nearest shag was thousands of miles away

was constantly too tired to think about a 'do it yourself'

50 50 hunches

roll in the mud

a crush who is getting married in 3 weeks (DAYYUM!)






Woman no fit piss for bottle

corper wey marry corper go born monkey

sucking the breast of philomena...

aids no dey show for face

Nebucadnezer with im belle

e begin waka waka waka

Kilimanjaro we must go...

uneducated soldiers chasing me with whips... one in particular my future gateman by the grace of God so I can send him to buy me Always sanitary pad.

I missed y'all

... I missed Baroque. lol

camp is over

I'm back in one piece.

I need to go get laid!