I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND!

So I decided to put Baroque up for sale afterwards,

Only because I am very very nice and I feel the urge to do something good.

why monopolize the brother?

I mean why spoil his market? its not a finders keepers thingzz.

So in a bid not to be greedy I have decided to CHANGE MY MIND.

I'm allowed to, that's why I'm Badder! lol

so...

Lets the Games continue!

Happy new week guys!

Bragging Rights.

CAVEAT EMPTOR

THIS IS TO INFORM THE GENERAL BLOGSVILLE POPULACE THAT BAROQUE IS BADDERCHIC'S.

HE IS MINE MINE MINE!

I HAVE HYPNOTIZED HIM WITH SOMIN THAT ONLY THE TWO OF US KNOW ABOUT.

I SHALL NOT BE REVEALING HIS IDENTITY TO ANY ONE OF YOU SO PLEASE DONT ASK.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Getting Warmer.

Afro has banned me from going private so has another blogger that means alot to me, you know yourself madam so lets see what y'all think. vote and lets see. Btw this is hazardous on a Monday Morning, enjoy it.

I woke up at that point dayyum I must have been dreaming, dreaming that baroque was about to fork me from the back. what a horrid dream I thought, horrid, yet, I could taste him, taste that sweet kiss still but I thought that was a dream abi wasnt it?

not too much time to think cuz my phone vibes at my side, I look at it 7 missed calls, dayyum whats up with people? cant a girl sleep in peace although that dream wasnt so peaceful now was it?

unknown number, who the hell is this I'm thinking? no need to think too much its ringing again I pick it up

Badder hi, been trying to reach you

sorry who is this?

I'm FBA's friend, he gave me an address to pick you up from, he says he was meant to pick you but he's stuck in the mainland traffic are you still on the island

Yes

okay I'll be there in seven minutes, been in the area.

K. i hung up

fucking guy that FBA i'll kill him when I see him, I will. off to the bath to pee, wash up, wash my face, just out when I hear Haruna my cousin's gateman at the door

Aunty...Aunty fadder someone dey pind you o!

you father! na me you dey call fadder?

Madam no vesk.

let him in.

I get to the door and he walks in FBA's friend. he looks oddly familiar I think I know him but from where?

nice... your place

thanks but not mine, I'm just house sitting

hmm

Im badderchic...badderchic the chairlady

okay

whats your name?

he walks to the door and locks it, takes out the key and puts it in his pocket and then I see it, his identification seal, a proof to who he really is...

a bright red HELMENT

O my... Baroquey?

he walks to me and kisses me stupid, hard fast ruthless

then he slows it down then I realise, Im kissing him back!

that's for all those times you made me want you bad, for all those teasing mind boggling messages.

Im not sorry for them baroquey.

no wonder he looked so fucking familiar, he was the same man from my dreams.

he lifted me up and places me on the granite dining table, thank goodness my cousin wasn't listening to me all those days I was protesting against granite.

what are you doing I ask him?

what does it look like?

he peels off my jeans and kisses my stomach

I shiver

Baroque...what...wait...what are you doing?

what the fork does it look like? I'm about to pitch a fucking tent

NO! Im not comfortable with...I'm...see...I mean...oooo...Yes!

his head buried between my thighs, I'm singing the Greek, Bulgarian, German and Kenyan National anthems

Baroquey...

Yes Bad?

are you going to make me touch my toes?

...to be continued.

Getting warmed up.

So pending when I really sort out the rubbish technicalities that comes with the territory, I have reopened the blog for y'all. send me your email addresses so I can invite you and Afro I go try sort out the wahala with commenting as soon as I find the time. devour.


What are you doing here? how did you find me? I knew you were in Gidi but how? I mean who told you where to find me? who I was? am? what my real name is? exschnerd? Chari? FBA? Princessa? who?

What does it matter?

Im perplexed, shocked is an understatement and you are soo, sooo sexy.

Badd I have been waiting for this moment for a very long time

what moment?

the moment when I finally get to fork your brains out

Cmon you know you dont really wanna do that...do you?

what? after all the teasing, the taunting, the trails of messages, always leaving me with a hard on.

But Baroquey, I was just fucking with you

Ye thats what I want to be doing fucking with you. By the way whats with this guy Man Cee?

Cmon Baroquey, he is...he is...

Just another guy that turns you on?

I cant deny it Baroquey but its you who turns me on the most, i fear. sometimes gettin up from my chair whenever I read you? impossible, Im always too turned on, I just want to explode for you Baroquey, so errm would you make me explode for you? ehn?

Would you like me to Badder?

very much.

Kiss me badder

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you taste good now...

turn around, bend over...touch your toes.

to be continued.

Going Private.

I'm sorry Guys but I have to do this.

Blogsville sure has changed. It used to be a loving community.

I mean I cried when CWB left, Porter and Yosh where dem dey? It hurts Ubong Da doent update often anymore.

The things pple use Blogsville for now? appalling.

I stumbled upon a blog where the author specialises in putting up pictures of who is sleeping with who. Maybe I did not understand the blog well but what I understood? I was dissapointed.

Their business who is shagging who, I have more issues in my life. but then agin, maybe I did not understand the blog well.

Gone are those days where I was always looking forward to a gazillion comments. I no need am.

I have made wonderful friends to last a lifetime here, I am fulfilled with the few friends, I cherish their advice, support, love, attention.

Once I have figured it out, I go Private.

Those of you I love, Cherish come with me.

More jist soon.

Am I insane?

I picked out my wedding gown today,

e be like say I don crase.

My friend TS is a designer, I had gone over to his in the evening and said jokingly "TS I wan sew dress" its a recurring joke that came from this girl he jisted me about that had sewn her dress in faith.

"Ha stop laughing o! Bad, she is getting married o!"

how? I ask

She met some guy who is begging to marry her, big boi, oil company yadi yadi ya!

I wonder who is laughing now? the girl wey trust God sew dress down or me wey dey laff am?

My friend TS encouraged me to look through the dresses on the laptop, I fell in love with one.

BEAUTIFUL, Simple, Nice, Just like me.

We proceeded to talking about my plans, what I had in mind, while we were jisting two girls join us, they are picking out dresses as well, gettin married April and May respectively.

"Are you getting married" one of them ask me

"yes she is" TS answers on my behalf

Im sniggering, cant control my laughter

She hears my plans and is asking for an IV on the spot.

"they are not ready yet" TS tells her

she says once its out, I should Pass one to her, when is it she asks

"We are looking at August" TS answers I was besides myself with laughter.

they left, I felt stupid, It felt right...it felt as though I was doing what I was meant to be doing, picking a dress, bouquet, bridesmaids dress, cake, Iv's Program the works.

It felt sooo right.

3rd Day of 2009

I met Mr Man, its scary we have so many things in common down to we use the same type of phone, studied the same course, go the same places, listen to the same people, have the same dream car, wore the same type of wrist watch! and we just met. ITS SO FREAKING SCARY!

I dont feel wrong at all, chics you know that thing you feel at the back of your mind telling you "but but but", well aint no buts wit this one, for the first time NO BUTS!

He thinks I'm all that and a bag of chips...who me?

Well...I am.

I think he is exciting, and a complete gentleman.

God is shocking me already this 2009 O!

If Im wrong well shit happens, God has a bigger plan for us all.

If I'm not then this would be a story to tell.

Wrong or right God has a plan for me.

My only worry is how my moms will pronounce his name, he isn't Yoruba.

Whichever ways I'm going to take TS's advise and not doubt the almighty.

peoples am I insane? am I losing it? Am I normal? what is wrong with me? I never ever even thought seriously about settling down. I was always just willing to have fun, the next crush, the next Shag, and now I'm picking out a dress am I completely losing it?

where is Naapali when you need him?

I'm off to write my wedding program.

Thank You.

Dear Lord,

I appreciate

Say I enter '09

Some Started the journey before us, others with us, some others after us

they haven't made it this far.

For all the pain I thank you, for it is just a reminder that no matter how many times I fall, you are there to pick me up.

For the extreme joy, I thank you, for it is a reminder that only you can make me soooo happy.

For your gifts to me I thank you, for it is a reminder that amidst the millions, billions on the earth, you still remember me

For that which you have done I thank you, for that which you have promised to do I thank you.

You ARE the awesome wonder.

For my Family and Friends, for My acquaintances and colleagues, for my blogsville family whom I love ever so much...I thank you for it is a reminder that you have surrounded me with wonderful people to make my passage on this earth a wonderful experience.

Who is like unto thee? how can I measure how much you mean to me? How can I say thank you?

All glory ALL honour ALL power be unto you O lord Forever and ever.

Surely I will trust you, Surely you will send me Help from your sanctuary, Surely 2009 will be my best year YET.

Glory Be to your Name, Oyigiyigi, Oba Ogo, Lion of Judah, Rose Of Sharon, Prince of Peace, lily of the Vally, Jehovah El Shaddai, Kingi Kingi, Balm Of Gilead, My Saviour, My life.

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLES.