Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Sunday, 8 February 2009

Getting Warmer.

Afro has banned me from going private so has another blogger that means alot to me, you know yourself madam so lets see what y'all think. vote and lets see. Btw this is hazardous on a Monday Morning, enjoy it.

I woke up at that point dayyum I must have been dreaming, dreaming that baroque was about to fork me from the back. what a horrid dream I thought, horrid, yet, I could taste him, taste that sweet kiss still but I thought that was a dream abi wasnt it?

not too much time to think cuz my phone vibes at my side, I look at it 7 missed calls, dayyum whats up with people? cant a girl sleep in peace although that dream wasnt so peaceful now was it?

unknown number, who the hell is this I'm thinking? no need to think too much its ringing again I pick it up

Badder hi, been trying to reach you

sorry who is this?

I'm FBA's friend, he gave me an address to pick you up from, he says he was meant to pick you but he's stuck in the mainland traffic are you still on the island


okay I'll be there in seven minutes, been in the area.

K. i hung up

fucking guy that FBA i'll kill him when I see him, I will. off to the bath to pee, wash up, wash my face, just out when I hear Haruna my cousin's gateman at the door

Aunty...Aunty fadder someone dey pind you o!

you father! na me you dey call fadder?

Madam no vesk.

let him in.

I get to the door and he walks in FBA's friend. he looks oddly familiar I think I know him but from where?

nice... your place

thanks but not mine, I'm just house sitting


Im badderchic...badderchic the chairlady


whats your name?

he walks to the door and locks it, takes out the key and puts it in his pocket and then I see it, his identification seal, a proof to who he really is...

a bright red HELMENT

O my... Baroquey?

he walks to me and kisses me stupid, hard fast ruthless

then he slows it down then I realise, Im kissing him back!

that's for all those times you made me want you bad, for all those teasing mind boggling messages.

Im not sorry for them baroquey.

no wonder he looked so fucking familiar, he was the same man from my dreams.

he lifted me up and places me on the granite dining table, thank goodness my cousin wasn't listening to me all those days I was protesting against granite.

what are you doing I ask him?

what does it look like?

he peels off my jeans and kisses my stomach

I shiver

Baroque...what...wait...what are you doing?

what the fork does it look like? I'm about to pitch a fucking tent

NO! Im not comfortable with...I'm...see...I mean...oooo...Yes!

his head buried between my thighs, I'm singing the Greek, Bulgarian, German and Kenyan National anthems


Yes Bad?

are you going to make me touch my toes? be continued.


Funms-the rebirth said...

glad u didnt go private...... so did u leave fba waiting? hmm dreams do come true o....... na u dey

bumight said...

this babe, u're just crazy!!

did i see FBA's name?.....ok, FBA'sfriend God save u!

Padosh said...


Padosh said...

I see I am not...., damn comment screener thingy!!!
Hoit Hoit!!!!! Sizzlign sef has entered!

miz-cynic said...

his is waiting for baroque's comment.......he likes doggy so its natural he'll bend u over.

QMoney said...

i shall tell u wat i think after d post is concluded so make it

N.I.M.M.O said...

I guess FBA sure knows how to divert the competition. He's distracted Baroque away from Bumight.

Will he succeed? Watch out for Part 2.

To God be the glory.

Wo, you people should not put me in trouble o. o sha aro Monday.

CaramelD said...

There goes my entire concentration for Monday out the window......[fanning herself in a daze]

Afrobabe said...

Wow, lovely continuation..but totally unfair...

Me to I wznt to write a Baroquey story...not fair...mine will need research though...Baroque get ur ass over here...NOW!!!

teecity said...

SO HAPPY U DIDNT GO PRIVATE.............. what i'd do to have my wish and fantasies come true...........

wanna have GREAT SEX.

~Sirius~ said...


ibiluv said...

Baroque you need to spread this *love* around o

was really sweet you kissed her stomach??????


Smaragd said...


Badder, what is up with all of u today?! getting innocent people like me all "hot and bothered"... mchew.

u def must not go private badder, u know i heart u.


naijaleta said...

Badder baby. I missed you so much. I've been away for a while and of all the blogs in blogville, I missed you most. Nice to be back here.

ronke said...

nice but pissing a tyger off!

what naughty stuff you are doing! and with baroque too!

ahw shit!

FineBoy Agbero said...


Na mssg i send dat yeye boy o. Na anoda tin he dey go do!!!

Waitin 4 d continuation...

Woomie O! said...

Why is our dear Baroque hididng??? Come and comment my friend!!!
Badder, so your dreams come true??? Can you please dream that I was in a mad ass romp with Lil Wayne or Paddy?? Abeg!

Naija Idol said...

hmmm badder chic. still wondering if he made u touch ur toes???? glad u didnt go private.

btw. I WANT that necklace. nd yes its by FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LusciousRon said...

HMMN Baroque I see you are getting around. Badder I am sure you had fun.

Its good you didn't go private.

badderchic said...

@ Funms-the rebirth

well lets see, na me dey enjoy abi? lol

@ bumight

I know! no sweetie, FBA is all yours.

@ Padosh

1st? nope sowwy

Hot? heck ye! lol

@ miz-cynic

how you know he likes doggy? Im suspecting you o!

@ QMoney
alright o!

@ N.I.M.M.O

FBA na sharp guy now

To God be the glory in deed.

@ CaramelD

I warned you sweetie.l lol

@ Afrobabe

Research? cmon sweetie, you know you are a natural.

@ teecity

ME TOO! with BAROQUE! lol

@ ~Sirius~

laff it loud babe

@ ibiluv

when I'm done with him. Ill pass him over.

it was LOVELY when he kissed my stomach.

@ Smaragd

sorry didnt mean to, my apologies. lol

@ naijaleta

Missed you too sweetie, how u been?

@ ronke

Tyger aint pissed, we have an understanding.

@ FineBoy Agbero

no min am na sharp boi.

@ Woomie O!

Trust me, I am sure he has been here, he just dont know what to say, he is probably too busy sucking on his thumb.

Just...Toluwa said...

ai...karamba! i need to get me a blogger boyfie, fantasy or some sort!

ShonaVixen said...

hey hon!
Glad you didn't go private...waiting for the continuation tho...

AlooFar said...

where on earth do you get your posts from? haba!

naijaleta said...

Okay, I confess. It's you I've been dreaming about. If/when you go private will you send me an invite?

Anonymous said...

wow girl you hott very hott. forget baroue, im a better man and i aint joking


Uzezi said...

nice read. waiting for the conclusion.

Buttercup said...


Qube The Wordsmith said...

Wey d continuation na? we r feverishly waitin...

Smaragd said...

lemme conclude this story,

by the time baroque was done, Badder went into a coma! hence her being unable to complete the

Afrobabe said...

will need him to do those things to my body so as to get inspiration to write....*wink...

theicequeen said...

ooooh thank God you're still here!!!

and hothothot!!!

where is Baroques comment na?? somebody should drag him here so he can see what he's causing o!

scribble, said...

erm...stumbled across this...erm...damn...ok..erm...damn...gunna go read some more :-P