Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Sunday, 17 August 2008

My 'twins' brother-Meeting Enigma

This post is dedicated to Exschnerd, teddy bear and To Geisha My Baby

Honestly My post was supposed to be about something else entirely, truthfully I had written the wonderful story of how I met Enigma, how from day one we clicked over the phone, how he watches Top gear, my fav tv pro gramme, how he didn't know my real name for a long bit and decided to call me 'the stig' or badder, even after I had told him my name, he forgot and chose to call me badder.

This post was meant to be about how we discovered we had too much in common we just had to call ourselves twin bro and sis, how for a whole week I was glad I had found another long lost brother of mine over blogsville sheet, we thought the same way, things, we even spoke about the same porn sites he found it in a UK paper, mine friend told me about it.

This post was supposed to be about how I was sooooo crazy when we finally met,how he told me what a bullet was, all the laughs we had, talking about Ibiluv and Afrobabe, how I had to do Jamb lesson to figure out who his bro was. this post was supposed to be a lot of things.

but I fear it isn't.

A few minutes after meeting Enigma and his friend, his friend spilled the beans on me

"Are you not Mrs chic's daughter? " apparently Enigma's friends Grandma is my moms friend, turns out the guy know my momc WELL,goes to the same church as my moms- in turn he knows me too! he knows what I do, he's seen me at work lots of times.

"sebi you stay at *ville* sebi you drive one black car like this sometimes? I see you walking with your brother a lot of times, sebi you know this, sebi you know that"

I wanted to faint, I couldn't even form phantom. like that was not enough turns out Tboi, Enigmas friend used to date my cousin, thats the same girl Enigma posted about when he said he went to Ibadan with a friend ?(one of his previous posts) yes the girl is MY COUSIN freakin small world ye? like that was not enough, the groom walks in and we yarn have a few laughs I'm going through the engagement pictures and kazoom! another cousin of mine (yep I come from a very polygamous family)turns out the groom and that cuz are buddies hmmmm!

LIKE THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH! a bit later this guy another friend of the groom walks in guess what? I KNOW HIM "ha Badder wetin you dey do for here?"

me sef tire.

now in one day badder and Enigma from complete strangers do a full 360. in that one day everything was covered, my moms side of the family, my dads side, my work life everything exposed!

Theres alot of things I dont discuss in blogsville, cuz I figured some things are really private and easily traceable back to me, I dont talk about my weight maybe because it doesn't usually come up, it doesn't change who I am and frankly whats there to say? for the record yes I am one big sister, it don't make me any less sexier.

I don't talk about my best friend and how much I love him, how much I hate him, how much I think I cant live without him(she raisin her eye brow here and going who?) maybe cuz his sister is a blogger as well (gurl that boy loves you mad but he's just too stupid to show it) I don't talk about how much he infuriates me and his way of showing how much he loves me back is by making me mad and then asking "are you forming for me ehn?"

The blogger reunion thing is coming up soon, a part of me wants to rush to the bank and pay my 3k the other part of me is scared shitless, what is the reason for my anonymity then?

I'll be in Jand in a bit, Im dying to meet Afrobabe, fallin over to meet CWB, Im craving to meet Zephi but...
a part of me want to take the next flight to PH to meet Mz Dee and Porter, sometimes when I think of jaja, yosh I get tingly and excited when I think of Charizad I laugh stupid.

I met another blogger quite accidentally as well, added him on FB who were mutual friends? My cousin, My former boss, the guy I used to fuck, the man I love and the aunty that gets me to look after her kids. wow! what a combo!

I accidentally found another blogger well not well known in 'our' cicles, didnt see anyone I read or reads me on her page, I detest the blogger a whole lot hence removing the blurred picture of me, sure you like the picture of my boobs better?

Enigma is 6'1, dark dimpled okay looking, all about his fiancee, fashionable (boy can he dress?) I was so glad to have met my twin.

Will I do it ALL again?


I liked it better when we were just unknown bloggers, friends, confidants, no holds barred.

this post isnt all about sex shame to Sanchez who says I'm a fictional sex blogger, all I can blog about is Sex hmmm!

I'm on shaky ground here, to let go of my anonymity or not to?

Blogsville Blogsville I cant do without you guys.

Friday, 15 August 2008

Another series-The Final Saga

Dedicated to my blogbroda Enigma, you know every.

and to Ms Dee, I really really appreciate you!

The front door opens, its Sunday morning, Tejumade walks in cautiously,still trying to have a defiant look on her face, the gate man comes in after her, oblivious of what is going on, he is carrying a large grocery bag, she had gone shopping.

Tade walks into the living room,
she halts in her tracks, she is cold all of a sudden, the kind of chill that comes from fear, she tries to shrug as tho to say

"do your worst" he looks at her with the look which seemed to be saying "O! I will"

"Longinus" Tade says


"we are not in, we have traveled"

"but oga, no be Oga and oga madam I dey look so? wuna dey na why you talk sey you don trafel?"

"Longinus, go get me Shina"

"Yes sir!"

still rooted on the same spot, they look into each others eyes, a million words being passed through them both, yet everything is quiet.

"SIR!" he salutes

"Shina, we are not in, we have traveled for the weekend, better still for the week, nobody, I mean nobody gets in...or out of this compound, am I clear?"


the gate man and the subordinate leave the room.

Tade keeps looking at her as he walks towards her, past her to the door. he locks it and drops the key in his pocket, it was then she noticed the house was actually dark. All the blinds had been drawn, it was a Sunday morning yet looked like a friday evening

Tejumade knew she was in trouble, as though by reflex, she suddenly runs up the stairs if only she could make it to the room and lock herself in, she was willing to stay there for days if need be, she hears him chuckling as he walks up the stairs, she gets to their room, panting. she shuts the door and is about to lock it when she notices...the key is not there. 'Oh! no, he had removed the keys. she runs into the closet...same there, she turns quickly, hoping she still has time and is about to run out of the room when he strolls in- she stops. He shuts the door behind him and locks the door,takes the keys and the others out of his pocket and places them on a top shelf, there is no way in the world her hands can reach it without her grabbing a mini ladder...the Mini ladder was downstairs.

"so how was Tosin's" he says

"what makes you think I saw Tosin?"

"I married you didn't I? I know you! you have been sleeping girl, I can see it on your face, plus the only place you would go to is Tosin's, so how is she?"


"she is fine"

"great. have you had breakfast?"

"yes I have"

"good...interesting, your husband is hungry on EVERY level and you are well fed abi?"


he walks to the table, and then back to her

"by the way, your rings, and please try not to forget them again"

she is about to collect them but he takes her hand instead and places the rings on her fingers himself.

"thank you"

"you are welcome"

"take off my uniform"

"but I'm cold" she sulks

"not for long dear"

she takes it off, he is looking at her as though she was a prized mare about to be sold off.

"yesterday was a nice move you know, you had my deeck stretched out so far, it could have been a blanket did I say that? I meant it was a duvet"


he looks into her eyes and smiles

"I love you baby, if I came back to the world I would marry you over and over, what I did was wrong but what you did was worse ye?"

"there's no measuring what you did or I did so lets just forget about it, I mean, I forgive you so lets just move on"

"O but wife, that is not going to happen you know that, you don't do that to me and get away without any form of punishment right?"

"but Tade...."

"I mean, I got my punishment yesterday, its only fair you get yours today or at least for the rest of the week" his words hung in the air.

"get on the bed"

"but T, I dont think" she didnt have a chance to talk, he lifts her as though she weighed nothing and drops her on the bed, she tries to scramble off but he holds her by the leg and pulls her right back, he is chuckling

"coward, you are running?"

he peels off her jeans and places his fingers on her poosy lips, he holds them apart and buries his head between her thighs, she is struggling to get up, he firmly holds her thighs apart, she gets wetter by the second, he gets harder by the millisecond, he reaches for the drawer and retrieves one of the many 'treasures' he had placed there earlier, 'the bullet' he flicks the switch and places it against her clit, she starts to moan uncontrollably, she tries to move away but he holds her down, this is crazy! he slides a finger in and out of her, he makes it two, then three, by now she is beginning to lose it, his tongue joins in the torment, soon it is doing a 'tongue jump' over her engorged clit. up- down-up-down, she is losing it, she has lost it, she is thrashing all over the bed, her head is spinning

"Tade, I don't believe it, I'm going to, o shit. I'm going to....come!"

Tade stops abruptly, he takes his fingers out and looks at them, DARN! she was wet.
she was soaked, she was a bloody storm.

he pulls her off the bed, her words are incoherent, her legs shaky, he kisses her

"you like it babe?"

"hmmn hunn? what? ehn?"

he laughs walks over th the chair and sits in it, he turns on the tv and starts to watch.


Tj is about to run mad, there is no way she is going to let him do this to her, she rushes to the chair and mounts him, in an instant he grabs onto her ass cheek, all manner of forming evaporates, he needs her as much as she needs him. he is fully dressed, she isn' thing is for sure though they are both turned on like crazy,. she starts to grind herself against his deeck, she needs release and she needs it now! right now!


she kisses him then, shoves her tongue down his throat as though she wished it to come out at the back of his head, he kisses her back, hard and fast, she pulls off his shirt, she needs to feel his hardness against her softness, his length against her wetness, he holds on to her left boob and right ass cheek, darn he loves this woman like crazy. realisation sets in and he slows down

"baby, I'm sorry I hurt you nothing should make me do what I did, I shouldn't have..."

she stops his words with a deeper kiss, her words muffled against his mouth

"my love, I was so wrong, I nagged you. I pushed you to the wall, I know, I'm sorry too. but errm I have something that could make all that go away"

"trust me" he said looking at her "I already have what can making all that go away...what is making all of that go away"

he smiled mischievously she has an urge to be shy

"but I have something to tell you"

"wife, cant it wait?" he flicks his finger over her nipple, she closes her eyes in ecstasy, now she is lost

"ye-yeah, as long as hmmm, as long uhhhh, as long as you promise we can pick names for the baby when we are done"

he stops, shock, admiration, happiness, ecstasy, respect, love he is feeling all that plus more as he looks at her

his voice coarse

"you serious"

"yes, got the test results"

"how...when? how..."

"three and half months, that kind of explains my crappy moods"

"but you still got your period"

"I'm told that happens sometimes

"okay, errm, shit, baby! I'm...oh lord..."

he kisses her then, slowly, rubbing her back, he kisses her eyes, neck, he licks her lips, Tj is loving it but she wants more, she gets off him and walks to the door, slips her feet into the heels she left there, this was necessary her husband is 6'1 she is 5'2 she needs the added advantage, she walks back to him and pulls him off the chair, Indiana Jones wasn't as interesting as the action they were about to create anyways, towards the wall, she helps him shed his jeans, holding on to his deeck, she has the urge to lick him, she does, but she wants more, her back against the wall, he knows what to do, he lifts her and she wraps her legs around his waist, slowly he slides into her, her heat swallowing his length, volcanic eruptions long awaiting his invasion. slowly his length goes in and out of her, he is driving her nuts

"Man yi, Im pregnant not disabled, fork me hard!"

"no babe, let me take you slow, I don't want to hurt you"

"you aren't going to"

she slides her legs lower and places pressure on her arms, now she is riding him, he is standing, she is going up and down on him, she places her leg on either side of the bed, her back still against tje wall, she could feel him, her screams are forthcoming, good thing they were alone in the house, even if they weren't who cares?

"lie down man yi"

he obliges her, she sits on him and takes his whole length in her, she is wet, there is the squishy sound, slurping, her lips eating him raw, he sits up and takes one nipple in his mouth, he bites gently then not too gently, if she wants it hard, she was going to get it hard, suddenly his hand meets against her ass cheek


he rubs on her to ease the pain, but this pain really was her pleasure she had once said, he spanked her again, she is riding as though it was the wild west, she was going faster, winding, grinding, rolling her waist, grinding some more.

"ohhhh fork me ride that deeck babe, its all yours"

"I know that and I'm going to treat it well"

she kisses him then and then with sudden speed she turns around on his deeck without separating from him, this girl is skilled and he loved it! now her ass is facing him, her hands holding on to his legs, her buttocks bouncing on him, he had died and gone to the next world!

no way in the world was he going to go down without a fight, without showing her who the husband is, he grabs her legs, soon enough they are beneath his arms, her lower body off the bed, her upper body holding on to the wood for dear life, his wood ploughing her for dearer life, this is crazy he is thinking, crazy crazy!

Tj's head was spinning, she couldn't help it anymore, her screams were tearing the air, she didn't care if the preacher heard her right now, didn't care one bit!

he lowered her legs and still inside her, he somehow pulls her to the side of the bed, she is looking dazed...good,

"hold on to the bed babe"

she does,

standing she is doubled over, his length is hitting her now,touching her cervix, again and again, he can feel her tremors, he can feel her starting to shake, now he slides in and stays in grinding himself against her with each thrust

"I'm going to come"

"I know"

she screams then, her legs buckle, he holds her up, she is shaking, vibrating, coming hard, she is a train, full express come.

he isn't done yet

he turns her around and kisses her, then he places her back on the bed and enters her gently

"I want you to feel me!"

"I feel you already baby"

slowly now as though he wasn't the same steam engine from a minute ago, with every full length he looks into her eyes, slowly over and over and over and over, making love to her, soon he can feel her tightening again, she is insatiable, gradually he makes mad love to his wife, holding on to her for life, she is holding on to him for the same reasons

his eyes are misty, her name on his lips

"Teju, bABE!"

he comes!

he releases his essence into her, his come travels all the way in, she is still milking him, she holds on to him and then she feels it again

"Tade...T, baby, I'm coming again, hmmmmmmmmm!"

they look into each others eyes and then she licks her lips and says

"I want more"

he groans

"Tj, oo ni pa mi, you wont kill me" then he smiles "well, we are spending th whole week in Kenya arent we?"

he starts to kiss her again.

11 months later.

"Tade noow, stop it"

"why should I?"

"I'm trying to breastfeed thats why"

"ehn se you have forgotten that as your husband I am the original owner of your breasts?"

"Tade stop e jo"

"sha se kia, be quick, Im bursting here"

"I can see that"

" how much time to I have to wait? its 2.30 am I need my wife"

"as soon as Im done feeding these guys"

"okay o!"

Tj smiles, later now he will call her a Tigress, but she really was one, the twins were only a couple months old and they were back at it like rabbits. her kids, Teni and Temi, her babies, the boy was beginning to look just like her, the girl was looking just like her too...okay okay they looked like their father so what?



"I love you, you know that"

he smiled

"come and show me how much"



Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Another series prt 4.

Dedicated to Zephs, Afro, Enigma and reluctantly Jaja. enjoi.

He hears the shower running, slowly he takes the stairs, what had he just done. what the hell had he just done? as he walks into the room,he hears the song from the speakers, Thicke's lost without you. he shakes his head. 'Tade you really are a bastard'

he braces himself, she would probably punch him, slap him, hit him, he didn't care, he just wanted to hold her in his arms and apologize. can you imagine, 1hr ago, she had been the one apologizing, now the tables had turned it was the other way round. expecting to see her sitting on the floor in the bath, he walks in to see her just rounding off her shower...


she ignores him, he deserves it.

"Abeke mi"

she ignores him again, he so fucking deserves it!

"I shouldn't have done that"

she walks out.

"don't do that babe"

he follows her to the room, notices she has her clothes spread out on the bed.

"where you going to?"

she still ignores him.


he holds her, she tries to extricate herself, he doesn't budge, she starts to wrestle in his grasp, he is stubborn, she becomes limp.

breasts against bare chest, lower region against cotton, he starts to get hard, she can feel it, she likes it...he loves it.

Tade places his lips against hers, he probes, he finds, she returns.

*that wasn't half bad, not what I had expected*

she is kissing him back,fervently, soon enough she has taken over, she pushes him on the bed, and starts to kiss his chest,a lioness, she has conquered her prey, she trails it down to his stomach, his belly button, not slowly she pulls down his pants, and there it was...the gold-member, the object of her desire, that of his pain. she slides his deeck into her extremely hot mouth, he is a goner, he is lost, Robin seems to be playing again, whadafork is up with the shuffle?

'cant help myself, how does it feel?'

"feels so darn good babe, feels gooooooodddd"

"you like that don't you?" she asks

"aww babe" is all he could muster.

she crawls over him, still in her birthday suit and whispers into his ear

"I want to fork you dirrrty, are you up for it?"

*my wife is the biggest slut I know...and I love her for it*

"fork away babe"

she grabs his head and places it over her breasts, he doesn't need a map, he grabs the left breasts and squeezes like he is milking a cow, he licks the nipple, laps and pulls, bites then stuffs the whole darn tit into his mouth, its spilling, his mouth ain't that big but he can be greedy cant he? I mean she IS his wife.

"don't be partial dear, my titties are twins remember?"

he grabs the other and starts to bite on it, while he chews on that one, he milks the other, if it was possible, he would swallow it all.

"I want you babe, I want to fork you baaad"

"I determine what happens Tade, I say when you fork this poosy and when you don't and right now, I want you to eat this poosy, so eat me NOW!" his deeck gets harder

without saying anything else, she climbs over to the head of the bed and holds on to it, she places her hot hawt poosy over his face and says "feed on it" again his deeck gets harder

he doesn't need to be told twice, he buries his head into her poosy even as she grinds into his face, her aim is to suffocate him, his is to die in between the thighs of this woman.

his tongue in her, her dam emptying. "aww shit, shit shit" was all she could say he responded by grabbing her thighs, he flicks over her clit over and over again

"Stoooop!" she screams

he keeps going, over and over her clit, after every few flicks, he'll attempt to stuff his tongue in her hole, again, again, her eyes are hot, her feet seem as tho they are boiling, the hairs on her neck rise to the occasion

"shit, shit, shit, shit"

he is persistent.


she comes, a very orgasm, now she speaks gibberish. he's not concernred with taking it slow, he wants more, he wants it all, he wants it all now!

"catch your breath babe, sit on this guy, sit on him, I'm going to explode!"

she catches her breathe... then she whispers into his ears

"are you ready for me to fork you dirrtty?"

"hell yes babe"

she walks to closet, emerges almost immediately with two bandannas

"lie back darling, this one is on me"


the bandannas go round his wrist, then to the head post, securely she ties him just as he had taught her those many years ago, making sure both hands are secure,while she feels his deeck getting harder.

"how do you want this darling?" she asks.

"just fork me baby"

she walks into the closet yet again this time emerges with his uniform.

*for what for?*

"babe, what are you doing? I'm bursting here, come on and ride your guy na haba"

"how would you like it if I wore this?" she slowly puts on his white shirt "sexy yes?

"yes babe, soo soo sexy"

she picks her jeans off the floor

"what if I put on this pair of jeans, do you think they go well with your sexy uniform?"

"won-der-ful Tj take those off, come and jump on it...."

"you know, I'm not wearing any underwear don't you? thats why my nipples are straining against your shirt, or could it be the starch?"

"babe! I want that and I want it now, you said dirrty forking, I'm going crazy"

*Ipod shuffle- we can make love in the bedroom rolling onto my water bed, I'm kissing you sliding my fingers thru your hair....*

she crawls all over him, her jeans and his shirt barriers, he wants to feel her body, he wants to be inside her; into his ear

"I know that given a little time, you will free yourself from those bandannas, but while that is going on think of how far I would go, into some random bar, just to have a few drinks, think how many guys would be wondering, placing bets on whether I actually have any underwear on, why my nipples seem to be straining against this shirt, what it would be like to fork me! I know that when you finally get your hands on me, you will do with me as you wish but in the mean time, I'm going out"

with that she gets off him and walks towards the door.

"Tejumade...dont you dare!"

"O! Tade, I dare and by the way, my wedding ring is by the sink"

Exits stage.

Friday, 8 August 2008

Another series Prt 3.

this post is dedicated to CWB Callywaffybabe, she would go crazy if she reads this. babe, I dey miss you o! where you dey?

He looks on the floor, there she was, his wife, his heart, his everything. sleeping. he knows it is a troubled sleep, he knows all too well.

' you are being a bastard Tade' he thinks to himself 'ye I know, but e don dey too much, this chic is driving me nuts, she don dey do am tey let me just treat this fork up once and for all'

"Try my children, try never go to bed without resolving a fight, it is very dangerous to go to bed without sorting out issues" that is what the Reverend had said, during counseling, before they had gotten married, nice funny old man. had been married 47 years, had experience plenty experience.

"never let the third party in" he had said as well.

but what was he doing now? granted he had not let the 3rd party in but he had gone to bed without resolving issues with his wife, he wondered what had been going through her mind; for starters, he had forgotten to wear his wedding ring? why the hell had he even taken it off in the first place? why was he always rolling it on his finger? why? only God know what she must have thought. he looks at her again, she looked tired, she must not have had any sleep whereas he had slept and slept well!

Marco's place was a street away, he had the keys since Marco was out of town, he had gotten the solitude he wanted, he had slept and slept. up at 5.35am as though something or someone had woken him up, 10mins later he was home and had been watching T.v since then.

Tade had almost cracked when she was begging him, almost carried her to make maaad love to her but no way, she is getting used to this sheet. drives him to the wall and then comes and apologize and he was expected to answer on the spot every time? this time had been extreme! in their history she had never accused him of cheating, where the hell did that come from?

'se if you want to accuse me, let me do it then say I did it abi?'

why the hell would he want to cheat anyways? the girl was insatiable, it was work trying to keep up with her. anywhere goes. garage, kitchen, bathroom, stairs, she is up for it! and now he is hungry for her. damn he is hungry for her...for her and the food! 'this kin hunger no get part 2' but he's forming, how can she go and cook loaded beans when I'm forming ehn?

she looks cold he thinks but if I cover her now it would look like I'm done forming, he stands up and picks the AC remote, he reduces the temperature. that should be alright.

His cork was hard!

he needed to get into her!

they ALWAYS forked Saturday mornings, darn they forked every morning.

but he was forming.

'iru formin oriburuku wo le leyi n sin? (which manner of crase forming is this?)

he goes back to watching tv

A while later.

Tj woke up with a start

she sat up abruptly, Td was asleep on the chair, he must have been really tired from hanging out all night. she stands, looks into his face and sighs

this time it was on.

why do I always do this? why do I always always push him to the wall? Most of the time? he's not in town, he's away at work, and when he comes home what do you do? frustrate him!

"Naval Officers? they too like fork" Ebele had said "how you sure say everywhere they reach, your husband no dey help different women condition?"

how could she have let that register in her mind? 'you know your husband, you know his strengths and his weaknesses you know him, how can you let what Ebele said influence ANYTHING

Na oestrogen, even I know there is something wrong with me 'maybe I should have gone to see the shrink instead of the family doctor. come to think of it, the doctor had carried out comprehensive tests and I was supposed to go back for the result yesterday, I had forgotten, how not? I was busy hounding Tade ;

"where are you? when are you coming to pick me up?"

"but babe? I'm in Apapa, how do you want me to get to you? under thirty minutes? you just told me to come pick you up 30 mins ago, by the way where is your car?"

"I sent Mr John home with it, I was tired of seeing his face and I didn't feel like driving"

"why would you send the driver and the car home and then ask me to leave everything I'm doing to pick you up?" he sighed " Okay I'm coming"

and when he had come to pick her up? she had suddenly remembered she had to go to Fifi's place in Ikeja, sure he had taken her there in spite of the traffic and when they almost got there? she remembered Fifi had said she wasn't going to be around. then, she had remembered she wanted to pick gele up from Buky's in Ogba, finally they had come home. so he had come to VI from Apapa off to Ikeja, Ogbaa and then back to the Island. 'and what had you given him in return?'

Stress, she had nagged all the way, 'even I know I was nagging'

A lil bit later

Tade woke up with the aroma in his head, his stomach was growling he hadn't had anything since breakfast yesterday but he had gone through worse, he was still strong.

'yes, you've been through worse but for the love of God the smell of your wife's food wasn't wafting through your nostrils.'

into the kitchen he spies on what she is cooking- edikaikong and Eba. seriously this woman will not kill him.

"should I serve your food now?"

he ignores her.

he is hungry

but he ignores her.

"I made some pepper soup as well"

aje oshi (winsh), she wont kill me he's thinking

in reality?

he ignores her.

he watches as she puts the soup in a plate.

ewe eee

all the right combatants were on the field

this was torture.

but no

he ignores her

"Tade yii ti stubborn juu, Tade? he can spite his nose, just like his father, the two of them are like bulls when they are angry,too stubborn. like elephants too they never forget" thats what his mom had said

right now he was going to spite his nose at the cost of his very existence

to himself

'Im hungry for pussy, I dey form
Im hungry for food, I dey form
over form no pure o!'

"your food is ready, would you like a sprite or a just water to go with it?"

he ignores her

he looks at her

to himself 'don't do it Tade, don't you dare'

through the back door

'Tade, don't do this to her, don't'

"Shina!" he yells

a distant "sirrrrrrrrr"

"come here"

back into the kitchen, she is still looking at him oblivious of what he is about to do. 'Tade this is evil, don't!'

a knock on the door

"come in" he says

his eyes never leave hers, hers never leave his

Shina is oblivious of whats happening. he suspects nothing, he is oblivious of the tension, to him? oga and madam dey always stay inside house like this, dem no dey comot, his own is to patrol the compound. Shina's nose is about to fall off

'this man dey enjoy o! his wife sabi cook well well"

"YES SIR!" he salutes his boss

"how are you ?"

"Fine sir"

Tade's eyes still on Teju's

"Have you eaten today?"

"No sir, I haven't been able to sir"

her eyes are saying ' I don't believe this'

to himself 'please don't do this'


"okay then, you can have the food on the table, return the plates later"

"ah Thank you sir, thank you very much oga"

his eyes are clear expressionless

hers are filling not gradually with tears, as the door shuts behind Shina, she falls to the floor, her shoulders start to shake, she starts to sob as she look up to him where he is still standing her eyes are equivalent to a pump, her voice hoarse

"but Tade...I said I was sorry...."

Thursday, 7 August 2008

Another series Prt 2.

Tj laid on the table for a very long while at least it seemed as though it was a long while but in reality she knew it wasn't that long.

"you hurt me Tejumade, you hurt me real bad" was what he had said

'What have I done?' she thought 'how could I have done that to him? my baby, my love, my heart?'

she could hear the shower running in their bathroom, their magic bathroom is what they call it for two reasons 1. it was a two in one bath stall, individual baths all you had to do was slide the glass and it was one big shower, big enough for 4.

reason 2? they made lots and lots of magic there. how many orgasms had she had while in there? How many phone calls hove you received since the advent of Gsm?

She stood up, hesitant yet eager, she knows her husband, in this mood it was best to let him be but how could she? She has to make things right. As she walked towards the bath she could feel him in between her thighs, inside her, his essence the tadpole, her the pool. talking of pools she was still wet! thats the thing about this body of hers, it has a mind of her own, especially when it comes to Babatade Adetokunbo Adebo.

As though sparing the floor, she walks into the bathroom and sees him, her heart skips a beat, his back to her, the jet of water hitting his extremely taut body, the steam clouding the windows and the stall walls, she discards the little clothing she has on (fork the braids she's thinking) and walks into the stall, her side, he notices her...ignores her

she starts to move towards his half of the stall, she stops, she moves back to her half and picks up the soft sponge she uses for his back. 'therapeutic sponge' it usually works she thinks. As she soaps it, she looks over to him and starts to get even wetter and this had nothing to do with the shower.

She moves over to him and starts to scrub his back gently.

it was a silent "stop it"


"just go"

she walks back to her side of the stall then as though on second thought she starts to walk back

"look Tade I...."

he shuts the glass between them.


she does a half smile and starts to take her shower.

He's done, she rounds off. He steps out, she does the same he starts to dry off, she picks a towel and starts to dry his back, 'he loves this' she's thinking, he loves it when I dry his body, he does.

"leave me alone"

"Haba Tade, whats up with you? I'm trying to apologise here"

he shakes his head "and she still speaks"

she ties the towel around herself, into the walk in closet right after him

"Baby, I didn't mean to sound like that, why are you wearing that? are you...are you going out?"

he ignores her.

Haba, its 8pm, you said you weren't going anywhere, you said you were tired, jo talk to me nooow?

he ignores her.

soon enough he's dressed. blue jeans, black t shirt, black vans, Kenneth cole wafting through her nostrils she notices one thing as he picks his car keys and walks out

his silver band is missing...he's not wearing his wedding ring.

3.30 am

she hasn't had any sleep, in fact since her husband left at 8pm she had been up and about, she had loaded the washing machine with the laundry, ye it was meant to be Saturdays work but her it was the early hours of Saturday, she had sorted his sock and boxers and hung them to dry, their closet she had arranged, everything was in its place, she had cooked for him his favorite meal, beans. she had picked at about midnight and was done cooking by 2. pregnant beans it was loaded with everything imaginable, she hadn't forgotten the pomo in small sizes, just the way he liked it. everything was set.

she had dried her hair and dressed in the purple and black number he had bought her on one of those random days.

"I felt like it so I bought it, I cant wait to see you in it and of course out of it"

she had looked smashing in it, then she had started to get cold, hi t shirt went over it then, any time now, any time now...


she decided to clean the cooker, it was not dirty but hey, you could clean it over and over.

she cut some plantain, checked the oil in the deep fryer- he would be hungry when he got back


father please bring my baby home safe


Puhhhhh! his horn, thank you lord, quickly into the kitchen, take out the plantain from the fridge, deep fryer, start frying! beans out of the warmer, 7 mins later when he comes into the house, the table is set, they always ate in the kitchen anyways.

"welcome baby, you hungry?"

he ignores her.

"Tade, I made you some food, your favourite, loaded beans"

he goes up the stairs.

she's right behind him.

Into the room, he goes into the closet.

she glances at the mirror, it doesn't really look like she hasn't had any sleep, not at all. she takes off her t shirt and smooths the number she was still wearing, she walks into the closet; he's naked, birthday suit naked.

"at least if you wont eat food, se you would eat me?"

he's not even looking at her.

she walks to him and hugs him from the back, her head is in the middle of his back, she can hear his heartbeat from the other side, it quickens, so does hers.

she starts to rub on his chest at the same time rubbing her breasts all over his back, he stands there lets her do her thing.

she starts to kiss his back, she scrolls down and kisses his taut buttocks, she knows he is hard, dammit she was drippin, her head felt as though it were about to explode, her fingers and feet were hot from the sudden rush of blood to those areas, her nipples were hard, it felt as though there were a thousand pins in them, she didn't remember being this horny, maybe it was the anticipation, the wait had heightened her pleasure but now, now he was going to give it to her the way she liked, her i pod had been plugged in earlier, holiday was playing 'bed' over and over just as she had planned it.

"aww baby, I missed you so much, I missed your cork baby, all night Ive been wanting this, wanting you"

she turns him around to feel him, he places his hands on the sink as he faces her, the tiles were cold, the floors were cold but she was hot! damn damn hot.

she looks up at him as she places his hot hard cork in her mouth and slides it in all the way till she is about to gag, she rolls her tongue right under, at that spot, that line, he usually calls out to her here

"ye T baby, yes darl, babe"

she look up to him expecting to see his passion filled eyes.

It is a cold stare!

for a couple of moments he stares down at her then takes his cork out of her mouth....

"leave me alone."

he puts on his joggers and walks out.

He had rejected her, for the first time ever.

She don enter am.


The television is on, he is watching his early morning cartoons, Kim Possible, American Dragon those are his favorites. She is dressed now, she still hasn't had any sleep. she packs the last of the untouched meal into the freezer and cleans up. there is only one thing to do now.

she walks into the living room, he is on the small couch, not on their love seat, not where they usually held on to one another as they watched movies into the morning, she goes toward him, he is not even looking at her

she kneels in front of him.

"Babatade- Baba mi, egbon mi, ore mi, Oko mi, Olowo ori mi (my father, my brother, my bestfriend, my husband, my all) I shouldnt have done what I did, Im not going to make excuses, Im not even going to try, Im just going to ask that you please forgive me, I was wrong, I was selfish, I was stupid, please forgive me, I cant stand this, I beg you"

he turns up the volume, he didn't even look at her.


she's seating on the floor in front of him 'you need to forgive me she is thinking, you have to forgive me' her body cant take it anymore, it shuts down.

She sleeps, albeit troubled.

Maybe when she wakes up things would be better....


Saturday, 2 August 2008

another series....

husband and wife fight, a true blend of fact and fiction. enjoi.

"You must be joking, what do you think you are doing?"

"what does it look like?"

"you know I don't appreciate being spoken to like that"

"what now you are my teacher?"

"I am your husband"

"like I needed any reminding "

"what has gotten into you?"

"obviously not you, I probably should go ahead and buy myself a vibrator"

"that is not funny Tejumade"

"It wasn't meant to be Tade, look, I don't want to be having this conversation with you right now, I'm busy."

"oo! but you are going to, we are going to really what you want me to do? first it was your mother, then my mother next thing it was the family thing I forgot to attend, then I came home late on the neighbors birthday, wife, if you want to pick fights with me, let them be genuine sensible fights, kilode? what do you want me to do? I don't need this from you, I just got went through Lagos traffic."

"Really? then you need a break, fine, let me kuku go to my parents house. Ill be back when I become sensible again."

"don't you dare!" barely a whisper, it was a threat, more than a command

"how dare you Teju, what else do you want me to do to make you happy?"

"you can come home earlier, you can ask your friends to stop coming to watch football in my house! you can fork me the way you used to before we got married, I want a baby Tade, hell you can show me you still love me!"

"Ive told you, we will have our own baby when God says and for the love of almighty how have I not shown that I love you ehn? do you want me to tattoo it on my forehead? Ive already done it on my arm, where else do you want it you this woman?"

"I just want my husband back!"

"You have him, you have me,just stop! don't make me do what I don't want to do."

"right, like I'm to believe you aren't seeing someone else, you are a guy, its expected."

If looks could kill she would be dead by now, even she wished she had not said those things.

"...In your life Tejumade Adebo don't you ever, don't you ever suggest that I'm cheating on you, don't you ever threaten me with moving out and don't you DARE disrespect me!"

she is speechless but stubbornness no go gree, she just has to say something stupid like

"then don't act like I don't matter to you anymore"

that was the last straw, he pulls her to him for a fleet second she is scared,he has never been a violent person but right now she was real afraid of this madness,this thing she had pushed him to,this madness she has caused.

Tade pulled her to him and pushes her onto the table in their bedroom, face down her face is in the clean laundry she had just brought in,she cant breathe but it doesn't seem like her husband of 3 years can notice that, he is wild, he is mad, why shouldn't he be? with one hand holding her neck down he pulls aside the shirt she was wearing, his shirt and searches for her g-string, lost between her buttocks, for the first time without asking her first he rips it apart the fabric stings her skin, he had ripped it with one hand, his motive was to cause her pain... a lot of pain she yells out his name


he bends and says into her ear

"shut the fuck up Made!"

...She did.

soon enough she felt her husband's very hot member near her wetness O! yes she was wet, she was always wet around her husband but not yet she thought, not wet enough

"Tade please"

"I said shut up Made"

he pierces through her, sliding his cork in and out of her, soon enough both his hands are gripping her neck and hers gripping the table, faster and harder he goes, it hurts, but he doesn't care, not right now, his wife has a very big mouth, he needed to 'stuff' it.

"Does that dick feel like it has been forking someone else ehn Tejumade?"


he hits her then, hard, very hard on her ass, she screams, he hits her again, then again, then again

"Tade jo! please!"

he holds on to her waist and slams into her again, over and over


he turns her over and now her back is on the table, legs wide apart with her husbands dick inside her, she is a sight, he tears open her shirt and pulls out her breasts, he squeezes them roughly... puts one nipple in his mouth...bites on it.

"hmm Tade! yes baby, baby, kiss me."

she still doesn't get it does she? this is no lovemaking, he pushes her back on the table and puts her legs on his shoulder, now he's going to hit her womb, she cant stand it, he knows.

she screams

"I'M SORRRRRRRRRRY! please baby not so hard, I beg you, jo, please"

he's not listening, he's still hitting her hard! this should be slow his conscience tell him, you are hurting her, stop man, you are hurting her, not as much as she hurt me he says in his mind

he slows his pace but still hits her hard, he looks at his wife, she is enjoying this, she is, look at her he thinks, who go know sey my wife love fork like this? Lady in the street, freak in the bed!

"Tade Jo, please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I wont ever,uhnnnn, please, yessssss! I promise, baby, oooo! uhn! baby, Tade, Im comiiiing!"

mistake. she shouldn't have said that, he puts he legs down and slides out of her, he pulls her off the table and makes her kneel in front of him, Tade shoves himself tasting of her into her mouth, she starts to eat him like her life depended on it, she holds on to him like he was a lifeline licking the whole length of his cork clean, he feels himself building, no, it was not yet time to come, not yet, and if he was to come, it was to give her that baby she has been going on and on about he pulls her back up and pushes her towards the wall, she doesn't need to be told twice, she's up on him her legs around his waist, her back to the wall, he jams into her HARD!, sucking on her left breast, spanking her with his right hand.

"AH! baby! my husband, shit, I'm in trouble today,yesssss, Tade, fork me, ye harder, baby, my love, yes, I'm going to come Tade, I cant help it, taDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

he feels her come all over him, he feels the come dribbling down his thighs, but not yet, he places her back on the table and quickens his pace, faster....

"tell me, does that dick feel like it has been forking someone else?"

"NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm coming again! My love, fork that poosy, fuck your wifes poosy."

"its not my wife's poosy, Its mine!" his fingers tighten on her breasts

"Shit, Shit, shit, MADEeeee! Tejumade!" he falls against her as he empties himself into her, he is spent as his eyes refocus they settle on the clock in their room, a souvenir from their wedding

'Tade and Tejumade
together forever'

he looks into her eyes, his misty, hers starry.

"you hurt me Tejumade, you hurt me real bad"

to be continued.