Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Monday, 31 March 2008

Searching for a baby daddy.

"Abeg Badderchic, carry this child for me, I'll be back in a bit"

"where to Madam, why are you leaving your kid with me?"

"just want to run to the store, if he cries, his bottle is in the warmer, but he wont, he likes you"

"okay o! sha do quick abeg, i dey comot"

"ha! bad, where is my wife?"

"she ran to the store, come and carry your son o!"

"ehn? wait, im coming, carry him now, ill be back in a jif"


ween ween ween.

"omo, jo stop crying now"

ween ween.

"take bottle no, you are snuggling at my breasts, you no know sey na sahara desert? dry as fork, you wont stop crying abi? I don dance all the dance I know finish, you still dey cry okay let me sing song more"

he stops crying, he takes his bottle, snuggles into my breast some more and sleeps...just the two of us, darn I wish you were mine.

Okay I don talk am, I WANT A BABY, yes, Im ready,finally, Ive been ready for a bit now actually but now now now I have deceided, I wan born pikin... no Im not just saying this cuz Im horny, (kinda) nah, Im saying this cuz Im scared if I dont have a baby now, I wont do it till Im too old and Ive got little or almost nothing left.

hmmm, who I wan born for sef? obviously it has to be sum1 I can marry, am I ready to be married? no...atleast I dont think so. am I ready to have uninhibited sex everynight, day, afternoon, inside kitchen, toilet, under the stairs?

kai im panting already.
okay who who who? first name that comes to head? Kechi. but we dont talk anymore now? okay my pikin go fine,yellow, e go be ibo, im papa go get money, go dey tush but my pikin go short o! because ehn that boy is short.

who next on the list of prospective baby daddy?

Ade, hmmn everything I wanted in a guy but ehn? it cant work because HE IS MARRIED YOU FOOL!

sorry my bad dont mind me, Im high I believe on...on...actually there's just too much poosy fluids, I cant think straight.

you sure say no be agro? no no no, its not. I want a baby and I want one bad.

aha! A.y he said lets have a babay a while back, I said no no no and no wait hold on let me call him and ask him if he is still interested.
Sheet, he doesnt want a baby any more, when he was saying it I was fronting, now he's going to jand for masters. bad timing. hmmm

If u checked my page, I specifically mentioned how crazy I am about kids, well I wasnt bluffing, Im crazy about children. so this is me realising (just) how tired I am at taking care of other peoples kids, thy always find it easy to leave their children with me, darn I too nice.

call it an ad, I dont care!

(like d channel O ad)

*calling out to all single, goodlooking,Godfearing,focused,comfortable,not shorter that 5'7, preferabbly dark (but not that colour really matters), hung like a horse (size matters o! but we can settle for he who can rock the boat well!), knows how to treat a woman, wonderful sense of humour, wonderful taste in music, good at sports, romantic and slightly perverted, no I cancel that maybe adventrous, interesting men (I dont ask fo much I know)


did you just call me beetch?





N.I.M.M.O said...

Call you what? Who? Me? Lai lai.

Well, its about time. Abi?

Welcome back Chica.

Missed you loads.

BabaAlaye said...

Sounds like a plan....
No, i'm not back. I Love your Blog.

יש (Yosh) said...

That comment was a savior...I missed your blog URL and of all the pages I visited, none had it linked on their pages! Thx for stopping over

Missed u o and good to have u back...

BabyDaddy? Hmmmm, must the person meet ALL of those rqts? If u hope to find that one, u de find ya own Mr. Right o and I thot they said there's never someone's Mr. Right? It appears u aren't asking for too much, but U have to make do o, with at least 80% of your specs, found in this one person.

badderchic said...

@ Sol

Ehn...what can I say? tank you tank you tank you. Democrasy for all. yes democrasy!

@ nimmo

I missed you too, i really really missed my blog family, things were just kinda weird, drab and unintellectual no havin y'all around me.

@ Baba Alaye.

Ol'boy I almost peed in my g-string when I saw your name on my comment list, you mean...the almighty...Baba d baba of all Alaye baba's. tanks alot sa, for gracing my page,and you love my blog? (beauty queen wit fears rolling all ova)tanks tanks tanks...I want to tank my mommy, I want to tank ,y daddy, I want to tank my driver, I want to tank my aunty...ehm ehm ehm (Shut up beetch!)

@ Yosh

Like I said earlier, I missed y'all more, and its wonderful to be almost back.

Well seeing as Im a very nice person, the Baby daddy to be doesnt have to meet ALL of my humble requirements, Mr Right? nah that sheet dont exist, I just listed the requirements for Mr good enuff for right now, dont get me started on Mr Right's requirements. lol

Abeg 80% of my requirements found in who? halla me d person geesm like now now, I aint playin witchya!

Naapali said...

why u do us like dis. u come, u go, u come, u go, sotay u be like revolving door.

Anyway, we get AI here so no man, no problem, money for hand, pikin for bele!

Naapali said...

and no AI no be: Akin Iginla
Artificial insemination!

exschoolnerd said...

u! shey na once evry two months u dey update...see ur head!

i knw sum1 wu will fit r baby daddy criteria very me

The Last King Of Scotland said...

u r something else

wavemasta said...

Wey u dey since, ehn?
Dont worry you go get pikin,nuthin dey

ablackjamesbond said...

'hung like a horse (size matters o! but we can settle for he who can rock the boat well'

badderchic said...

@ Napali...

Didnt vex, not my fault at all, long tory for another the way, is this your way of telling me you missed me? *batting eyelids*

@ ex...

What sort of rubbish somebody are you, oya text me kia kia

@ Last king...

You fink?

@ Wave...

Thanks thanks amen amen


I have taste, I know.

Zephi Fahrenheit said...


i think you just horny

you will be

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

wait did babaalaye just comment on your blog? izzalie

Afrobabe said...

No, he did not call u beetch...but he is on his way with a carton of all he's got to do is convince you that you can get pregnant if he shags you left right and centre....yes including under the stairs with will get pregnant....

Now that we have acertained we just wanna shag...go for it...

and pls a post about it...pretty pls...


Madam Chairlady, wey you dey?

Naapali said...

How are you?

Mz. Dee said...

Lmao.. a great start to my morning!!
I know ppl who'll be glad to be ur baby's daday o!!

badderchic said...

@ zephi

Dont tell anybody o! nowthat you have discovered the partial truth lol. but no really, i really really want to be called mommy. asper baba alaye on my page? me sef shock o! as in in a good peed in my pants way.

@ Afro

such tins like all the tins u talk put lovely yamayama ideas in my head, haba! okay okay i no deny sey i wan do but really i wan the full rewards of doing wink wink. truthfully like u said condoms cannot be a barrier right now

@ solo and nappali

I dey rite here, i aint goin anywere im rite here

@ mz dee

if they meet the requirements...atleast some make dem send application.

soupasexy said...

tew funny!

Afrobabe said...


Mz. Dee said...

badderchic.. i don tag u!!!
Do ur quirk thing.. i'm waitinnnn

Naija Idol said...

LMAO. My first time here.u r too funny jo.

theicequeen said...

UPDATE!! abi youve found the baby daddy and are to busy making the baby in question??lol!