Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

A series of events the end of the saga.

Phone ringing. pick up your phone mofo, its Friday ain it?

My thoughts are far from pure, I'm thinking all these things I want to do to you, all these things I want you to do to me...

phone still ringing, darn lemme try the land line

1st ring


heartbeat quickens, no not in a good way, its not you on the phone

"good afternoon, may I speak to jibiti please"

"Oh! he's in the bath, would you call him back in five minutes?"

"ye sure"

funny a chic should pick up his phone

dum dum, dum dum, a chic?

calm down babe, calm down, its not like you are dating this guy, its not even like you 'want' to date the guy so whats the long thing if a chic picks up the phone?

20 mins later.

phone ringing


same chic

"hey, sorry to bother you but I really need to get to jibiti, may I speak to him please?"

"oh! you know what I'm so sorry, I forgot to tell him you called earlier and he has stepped out, I'm folake his fiancee do you want to drop a message?

STOP! what did you say? girl? his fiancee? I knew the guy was bad but I didn't think he was that baaaad, I mean hey...we ALL knew the guy was a jibiti but?

"erm na, I'll call him back thank you"

"you are welcome"

Ol boy, I don't believe this, I actually don't disbelieve it but hey? okay next course of action? sorry I meant drama obviously ain't no action going on tonight, good thing I hadn't bothered with the whips and cuffs, just joking but really glad I hadn't bothered with any elaborate plans, so really what next?

phone ringing

"hello? sorry he still is not back yet"

"yes, well, I changed my mind, I would drop the message with you,could you please tell Jibiti that I just got his test result back from the lab and it is imperative he comes in for an injection"

"injection for what"

"oh! well I'm not sure I could tell you that but since you are his fiancee aybe you should come in as well to get yourself checked for the STD, expect you soonest." (I had just seen why did I get married, fastest thing that came to my mind)

Now who's bad?

text msg comes in

'hey, my sis said you called, very funny?'

I'm past caring, sister, girlfriend, fiancee all na d same

Now that Ive had a bit of excitement guess its back to the age ol question Who wants to be my baby daddy? lmfao.


Anonymous said...

i'm first!
and confused... so the guy is a mofo, but have u spoken to him since??
a rather anti-climatic end to such a promising story.

ok fine, so i'm prob not first but it feels good to put it out there. the mere possibility...

NikkiSab said...

am i first!!!???

Mz. Dee said...

Ohmigosh... na so the gist end???
Very surprisin sha.. a bit disappointin but u handle am well.
At least u didnt start cryin blood 4 him. Lol
Waitin for anoda saga o!
Ultimate badderchic! :p
(ahem.. i hail u!)
Babe cud u PLZ remove this verification fing? Thxx

Afrobabe said...

dannnggg...sure didn't see that ending coming....

pls give us an alternative that has loads of sex didnt get me this worked up for nothing....or as my british sisters would say...for noffink

Afrobabe said...

u need sexual healing...thats the title of my next post!!!

AlooFar said...


Afrobabe said...

I see you've gone awol again...


Mz. Dee said...

ahh babes..were u dey na? Long tym no post..
Hope ure gud.. mishin u!

Enigma said...

laughing my ass out! that was a terrible but hilarious way of getting back at him!

Taryn said...

Thanks for writing this.