Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Tuesday, 10 June 2008

A series of events prt4

"Please take off your shirt."

I was shy, I was going to be naked but I did.

"Please sit on the table and look towards me"

I did

"Can you feel that?"


"and this?"


"okay do you feel anything when I do this?"

"yes yes yes!"

"does this hurt?"




"sorry I'm going to have to do this"


"do you feel any form of sensation?"

*I be firewood? how I no go feel say person dey touch my bobi* "will a sensation be a good thing or a bad thing?"

"it depends. okay, Im going to have to touch beneath your breasts right now, do you mind? "

*PLEASE do, I need someone touching me but hey sheet wait a minute you cant be doing this, you are...*

"breathe in please, and out, in again, out, good please stretch out on the table"

*On my back or on my stomach, O my God I seem to be confusing things, you are..."



by now you guys must have realised this is not the prelude to extreme forking nope, I wish it was but...

"Miss bad, are you listening to me? okay Im going to have to ask you a few more questions, blah blah bla and all. Okay Im going to have to run some tests, the lab is on the first floor, dont forget, you cant exert yourself, you are to do absolutely nothing stressful or extremely physical...."

*but doctor, beads and I have an appointment to go at it like rabbits this friday, thats tomorow, cant I just do it and then go back to being a bit down?*

In reality, I nod my head dejected

"Do anything stressful and you run a risk of hurting yourself, please take your medication and sleep. Bye Miss Bad and remember alot of sleep!"

So there you have it, sheet didnt go down. why? I was down, I was soo upset, okay so It would have been nicer if my doctor had said I could just do and then...but norin of the sort, I was there lying on her examination table wishing she was beads...hmm disgusting thots of mine. hell she could have been a fine male doctor and I wouldnt have minded, I simply would have insisted I felt something on my breasts, examine them pleeeease!

suffice to say, Ive been down but not out! this series must end this friday somebody say amen!


Baroque said...

first...please forget that doctor and fork your friday away, i'm sure its not that bad...

Afrobabe said...

Am I, am I???

Afrobabe said...

Amen and halleluya to that...Glory glory to if the deal went down or not..

It better go didnt get me all excited for nothing...

NikkiSab said...

Oh my good gracious!!!!! All forces of evil.....(doctor).

יש (Yosh) said...

goddammit! Did it have to end like that? There I was getting out my lube when I read

"it depends. okay, Im going to have to touch beneath your breasts right now, do you mind?"

...But then u said this is no prelude.

I want my internet time and money back o! U can't do jibiti on me like this.

Health first sha, so I gotta say get better!

Afrobabe said...

where the next installement???

Naapali said...