Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Saturday, 28 March 2009

I Missed Y'all

Although some 2 years or so late,

I Obeyed the Clarion Call

to serve Nigeria is definitely by force

I represented at camp, Badderchic...

I refused to join those stupid ass people who shagged in the field, what rubbish, If I'maa do it standing, I would rather do it with style abi? not with insects crawling up ma juicy ass

plenty suffer

plenty soldiers

plenty waka

plenty vexing

Plenty winches

under the sun AND in the rain

horny as hell

nearest shag was thousands of miles away

was constantly too tired to think about a 'do it yourself'

50 50 hunches

roll in the mud

a crush who is getting married in 3 weeks (DAYYUM!)






Woman no fit piss for bottle

corper wey marry corper go born monkey

sucking the breast of philomena...

aids no dey show for face

Nebucadnezer with im belle

e begin waka waka waka

Kilimanjaro we must go...

uneducated soldiers chasing me with whips... one in particular my future gateman by the grace of God so I can send him to buy me Always sanitary pad.

I missed y'all

... I missed Baroque. lol

camp is over

I'm back in one piece.

I need to go get laid!


Jayla. said...

yayyyyyyyy, first!!!

Jayla. said...

sucking the breast of philomena...??? who dey suck abeg?

so this shagging in d field thingy is true? can't wait to go do mine o, i like all those kind of sight-seeing!

guess u had fun!

mizchif said...

Could it be? Could i be....

mizchif said...

YAY!!! Good to have you back. Welcome back to civilization!
LMAO @ ur future gayeman so u can send him to buy always!

flabby said...

welcome back!

Cappuccine Baby said...

Lmao welcome back chica

bumight said...

welcome back!!! we missed u seriously!

Funms-the rebirth said...

yay!!!!!!!!!! welcome back!!!!!!!!! you made it........

Phoenix said...

Hahaha!!bad chick missef you!!!

exschoolnerd said...

i hope am first!!!

welcome back dearie..missed u too.

wat an experience..

lol @ uneducated soldiers chasing me with in particular my future gateman by the grace of God so I can send him to buy me Always sanitary pad.

scribble, said...

1st? and welcome back. we missed you Badderchic.

You may not know me, so let me introduce myself. I'm Scribbles.

As I said, welcome back :)

Confessions of a London gal said...

I know I am not 1st, but one can hope, abi? Lol

Lemme go read

Confessions of a London gal said...

Lol @ soldier to bcome ur gateman, I'll say Amen to that for you! Lol.
Oya quick quick, get laid and come and gist us plenty plenty!

ibiluv said...

i missed u too dearie

lol at ur future gateman chasing you with a whip in camp

i'm with you-sex in camp is crass....

go get laid sis-dem juices need to flow-make dat place no go rust

miz-cynic said...

u missed baroque ke! pls u guys need to clarify o

Sting said...

Oh lord, ur one liners were very interesting. I wish i could get the camp experience. Glad u got back in one piece.

Rita said...

Welcome back. It must have been an interesting experience?

LG said...

welcome back dear'
oya post d pictures :-)

Qube The Wordsmith said...

mis cynic she said she misses baroque wat is more clearer dan dat?
welcome back,seems u enjoyed a bit of camp if u sucked philomena's

bArOquE said...

why woman no fit piss for bottle??? LOL...see your life?!? you carry conji go, carry am come you want i dey vex for you...but this post made me laugh

mnwhile, Mr.Scribbles, why do i see your need to get someone laid behind that intro? abeg dodge yaself!

Afrobabe said...

She's backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk....

Gist me, gist me, gist me...

LusciousRon said...

Welcome Back! Now you are a Nigerian! Hope it wasn't all bad for you sha.

~Sirius~ said...

3 shades darker and probably lost some weight...........good to have you back.

Smaragd said...

gooody! she's back n badder!

obviously u enjoyed camp dearie, u sound like u did.

lol @ ur future gateman!

oya, get doing and come n update...




i think baroque missed u too, he's been having sleepless night(s)

badderchic said...

I shall respond to all em comments soon enough, the post has exhausted me already.

Buttercup said...


welcome back babe..