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Saturday, 18 April 2009

What da fork?

Not exactly my close friend,

I dont really do close friends with chics, well, they are few I can talk to and trust CWB, exschnerd and Afro Inclusive

Well sha, just a hi hi jist jist kinda friend

scratch that Acquaintance.

She asked me the question of the century

A threesome!

I felt insulted.

I am so straight you have no idea. and even if I wasn't, even if I did have those tendencies and am willing and ready to explore them...she sorry they are definitely NOT my type.

apparently she and her partner decided I was 'best' for the 'job'

what rubbish!

what am I supposed to do? vie for the role of best supporting actress?

My heart sorry throbbing nethers lie elsewhere, (perhaps far a way in some town four hours away).

I conveniently told her to fork off, really ati iwo ati man e? NOT MY TYPE!

(kinda flattered though) but mostly upset.

now if it were Eva mendez and Denzel Washington asking for a 'crowd'?

I woulda dropped my jeans a long time ago.

As in?

Watdafork?

31 comments:

Quaggar said...

(Whispering.....) First!!!!!!!!!

Quaggar said...

Lol @ yr response. Feel u sha, a threesome's better on your terms...

mizchif said...

LMAO @ Denzel and Eva Mendes inviting u for a 3some...now that would be a very, very, very hot combo!

Phoenix said...

3rd?? pls say yes!

Phoenix said...

awww FORK!!! anyhoos mes thinks its a flattering thing, esp when lesbians hit on you!.
HEHE!!!!
Forgive ur friend for she knowest not!!!

RocNaija said...

"kinda flattered but mostly upset.."Classic line right there..

Talk about an indecent proposal without a million dollars..

Lmao @ Quaggar..
How is Eva Mendes & Denzel on her terms???

bumight said...

lmao!

u dont have to be "cheerful" to do a threesome, lol

and how did they decide that u were "best for the job"?

Sting said...

Hmmmm..... that thing don reach naija?

miz-cynic said...

i wonda o.jst becos i act n say some shii doesnt mean ke wa ma filokulo lo mi now.jst like dat?

exschoolnerd said...

lol...ahan nau..but the denzel and eva combo is really hot oooh!!!

CaramelD said...

Gosh! I don't subscribe to such! I DON'T LIKE SHARING!!!!!!! LMAO!

badderchic said...

@ Quagger

yes! congratulations

@ Mizchif

As in so very hot.

@ Pheonix

Yes

Maybe if Eva Mendex was a lesbian, otherwise? i will keep gravitating towards the opposite sex

@ Roc

see if the indecent prpposal was coming with a million dollars, i just might be singinng a new tune. lol

@ Bumight

see me see wahala o1 both of dem must be attracted to lil ol me. lol

@ Sting
longest time

@ Miz.

ilokulo gba!

@ xsn

not too hot for me sha o!

@ Caramel

that makes two of us.

Black Berry said...

LMAO!!

lol!!

LOOOOL!!

*goes away to roll on her bedroom floor*

Shubby Doo said...

ROTFLMFAO

cerberus said...

Lwkm as in seriously Laff Wan Kill me.

Confessions of a London gal said...

I never did understand the vibe or thrill some get on the mere mention of a threesome! I mean really, why wud i wanna share a man's attention with someone else?

But...

If we are talking the likes of Djimon Hounsou...(Forget his face, just look at his body)*Shivers*- Its enough to make you say yes to a threesome with him and ur pastor sef!

*Goes away to look for pictures of Djimon in the Calvin Klein ad*

Afrobabe said...

Haaahhahahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaa..

Babe, I no blame them...I have seen the pics and I must say if I were that way inclined I would be the one making that advance...without a man in tow!!!

Cappuccine Baby said...

Lmao threesome ke, naija nawa

ibiluv said...

He'll see u thru..........

ibiluv said...

scratch my first comment.........i was high

she must be crazy!!!!!!!!

3sum with her??????

no mind am jare.....i'm with you...only Denzel & Halle can make me do a 3sum....*wink*

wordmerchant said...

hahahahahah!!! pls forgive her..she no not what she does.

ManCee said...

Badder gone done it again.
lol
Heck! I was reading the post with some hope...maybe today's the day Badder gives me some erotic 3some...guess not.

I dont mind a 3some...with 2 chics.
Trying 2 see from a girls eye view: I CANNOT imagine doing a chic with another male 'thing' doing the agama nod in the background...will NEVER happen. I'm way too 'un-gay'
@ceberus, I like that "LWKM" , lol

ManCee said...

Badder gone done it again.
lol
Heck! I was reading the post with some hope...maybe today's the day Badder gives me some erotic 3some...guess not.

I dont mind a 3some...with 2 chics.
Trying 2 see from a girls eye view: I CANNOT imagine doing a chic with another male 'thing' doing the agama nod in the background...will NEVER happen. I'm way too 'un-gay'
@ceberus, I like that "LWKM" , lol

bArOquE said...

LOL@...(kinda flattered though) but mostly upset...she speaks the truth

i would like a threesome with 2 of you, as in 2 Badderchics *wink*

see you big eye like Eva & Denzel...big dreams sha

rayo said...

jeez. phoenix, flattering ke?

~Sirius~ said...

Insult!!!!!!!!!!

WTH mhen!

Woomie O! said...

How flattering!
WhAT HAPPeNED to exploration?

InCogNaija said...

3some? i guess she was feeling familiar! lol

Ms. SpicyTee said...

This is very funny...
Pele.. Them must have the badderchic inyou so much..LOL..
Anyway first time here.. Hmm I like..Will be back..Cheers

CaramelD said...

Babe where you dey? I have tagged you oh! Come back and do meme x

Sugabelly said...

Actually Badderchic, the BEST way to do a threesome is to be the Guest star. Trust me.