Who says?

I cant express myself saying it exactly as it is?

Who says I should live my life scared?

If GODb4mi...Wu u fit b?

Ragga boi.

Ragga boi.
Bad guy somebori

Thursday, 2 April 2009

I am soo Chicken.

He's not Man enough, he is just not it I'm thinking. he is somebody else s everything but me? nah!

so what do I do about it?

let Mr Mean know the truth, maybe there's still a part of me deep down that wants you to shag me senseless but I really don't see it happening, I apologize. I still want to be friends though, I really have missed your sarcasm and the phone calls.

Call up Mr ex and let him know how I feel about us, I decide some 40 minutes later and tell him as much, we prob should never have had this conversation, there's a reason as to why you are an ex like Ibiluv said.

start droppin hints for Mr gimme those orgasms that are rare, so very hard to find. then decide to say it in not so many words, make up my mind we broken up and then realise y'all men dont even see it till it hit you in the head, i'mma tell you to your face

well thats what I planned to do

till I saw him

He had been ill and I had been ignoring his ass in the pre "i cant do this shit no more" mode

I went all putty

"why didnt you call me, I would have come over, you don chop? if you dont eat how you suppose to regain your strength? why the heck didn't you call me?"

and then I remember, He DID ask me to come over in those series of text messages, I was just sooo cold, I didn't bother responding positively.

My lord, did he look soooooooooooooooooooooooo cute with his shirt in his jeans, i didnt realise he was sooo good looking, I could just kiss him there and then, In traffic, aww baby, sexy as fuck.

we hung out for the better part of the day, I couldnt get my mind/eyes off his dick sorry I meant to say buns...and then we had an argument, stupid ass argument, to which I notice he's having a hard on....

"bitch, does this mean everytime we fight you get hard? cuz I could EASILY start a fight with you EVERYTIME if it means mad make up sex is going doooown abi?"

then I remember that one time he forked me soooo hard I ended up in the closet, we had just had a fight...wait a minute, seems to me like he one sick morafoka.

so he's hard, I'm Horny

lets go back to yours babe

errrm nope

I gasta go see my friends mom, he has a meeting.

what a freaking waste.

I missed him I realise, I missed his crase and the way he makes me laugh no I didnt miss the way he drives me up the wall

suffice to say

I didnt do it.

its your fault blogsville, you told me to hang on to the guy that gives me orgasms

okay its my fault Im the one who's chicken.

whilst I try to gather the liver to bounce

I say this with no shame, not an ounce

Bobs, walahi if u saw me now na to pounce

Im so hot for you scratch that I will pounce

Ill call you whatever name you want all na noun

more importantly Im thinking

"bitch please feel free to make my ass bounce."


bumight said...

badder! i dont know what to do with you again! jeez!!

AnyaPosh said... gurl, that was sum serious sh!t! damn....more grease to you 4 not getting it. but why bother, if you want it so bad, please take it!


ooh wee..

Chairlady, how far?

Qube The Wordsmith said...


Qube The Wordsmith said...

so u r confused ko?

Happens babe....look do sme soul searchin n b truthful...who do u rily vant?

Afrobabe said...

kai, you trying to kill me???

ManCee said...

Disagreeing with QTW
Not who you want...but WHAT you want.
Can he give U what you want? AND i aint talking short the long run, When shag wont be on ur mind.

Damn! In spite of all your 'self', you are still a 'normal' chic who DOES wanna hook up with some broda, get a ring and tap his ass for life (or/and vice versa)

Maybe tis do "Long Term Strategic Re-positioning".


LusciousRon said...

Make a decision and stick with it. It will only get more difficult.

bArOquE said...

i see you soon & i shall pounce

meanwhile, there's something not very sane about getting hard from an argument (esp that it happens frequently)

no matter sha, you owe me

Buttercup said...

awwwwwww badder has got it bad... :)

RocNaija said...

Lol @ ManCee.. You too like big grammer.. lol

"Ill call you whatever name you want all na noun"... Now that right there is a classic line!! Classic I tell ya'!!

blogoratti said...


Confessions of a London gal said...



ManCee said...

@ Roc
No mind all these Geeks wey I dey follow waka...

(...Did i tell you about the time I dated this Geeky Chic?...She was like Bumight...studying my six packs and naming them latin names. Chic freaked me out)


kay-shawn said...

I can see you've hurled your pretty ass back from Youth Service. How was it?

bArOquE said...

@Mancee, you have a 6-pack?

N.I.M.M.O said...

'.. whilst I try to gather the liver to bounce
I say this with no shame, not an ounce
Bobs, walahi if u saw me now na to pounce
Im so hot for you scratch that I will pounce
Ill call you whatever name you want all na noun
more importantly Im thinking
"bitch please feel free to make my ass bounce...."

See serious rhyming. The Chairlady done gone lyrical.


Miss Definitely Maybe said...

Girl you bad lol
but before you get him to bounce
make him bounce that ass one...two....three...or a 100 more times lol

Smaragd said...

Only u badder, only u! i can see camp's got u hornier than

Smaragd said...

Mancee, hmmm, now we know u've got a 6er! lol.

ibiluv said...




you ended up in the closet after a great fuck?????

happy holidays!!!!!!!!!!!!

My World said...

d chairlady,you reputatn preceeds you...
You gotta make up you mind..

ManCee said...

Baroque + Smaragd↲
Yep. I've got 6-thats not counting the 2 slabs on my chest.↲
Smaragd, now we know you have kiss-able lips. ↲